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Sirius Black

An insanely hot person, out of everyone’s league
Extremely good looking
Hey, here comes a total Sirius Black.
by S1r1us Bl@ck October 12, 2022
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Sirius XM

Some worthless music streaming service also dubbed "radio" that caters mainly towards middle-aged conservative Americans (i.e. none of those reading this definition).

I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services. But unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or Tidal.
Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
by Obv troll is obvious March 9, 2024
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Sirius

The coolest dude ever. He's like... really gay but also extremely pretty and amazing and incredible and his super awesome boyfriend loves him so so much!!!!
'Hey is that Sirius and Arlo???'
'YES OMG THEY FINALLY MET IN THE BOOKSHOP WOAH????!!'
by homokingwolf October 28, 2021
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Sirius Nova

A hardcore sextoy for girls to force an orgasm in the butthole. It has a buttplug, that vibrates whenever it's inside the butthole. Only use if 18 years or older.
OMG, My son just saw me using a Sirius Nova! This is so shameful!

Sometimes when I feel horny, it makes me want to use my new Sirius Nova. It gives me a really good feeling in the ass.
by PewPewHeadShot@ November 24, 2017
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sirius

ts so sirius
by mrbeast539275 September 5, 2025
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Sirius

Sirius, is the most beautiful woman according to Reedwan. She has amazing facial features, and she is smart. Other than that, she has big watermelones, and tight kitty.
Person A: Reedwan, you know Sirius?
Reedwan: Yeah, she's beautiful AF, I got horny.
by TheCoverBro January 24, 2019
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sirius software

a roblox hub ran by a idiot lego white british kid who cannot code and skids from v3rmillion
whats sirius software
its ran by skids
by tjtyjtyjytjtj September 8, 2023
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