Poo Siren

Fart - warning of the oncoming poop. Not a definite indicator of the arrival time, but a warning that it is approaching. Similar to a tornado siren. Innocent bystanders should be evacuated.

Fart "The Poo Siren has sounded, I think it is time we finish up this bike ride here soon. I can't be 100% sure, but this one could knock down a small town."

by Bearded Bandit September 22, 2012

Siren effect

If one of your friends gets into a new relationship and don´t show up for the duration of the relationship. Due to the greek mythology of the sirens.

Damnit we lost Jimmy due to the siren effect.

by Stuhlowitz April 8, 2013

kitty siren

act of swinging a cat by it's tail over your head in a circular motion-(same motion as cowboys use to lasso a calf).

If that cat shits in my house one more time I'm going to turn it into a kitty siren.

by Don't try this at home April 4, 2014

Siren Abuser

Driver of a first responder vehicle who turns on the siren as a way to get somewhere faster even though there is no actual emergency.

An ambulance came rushing by, then pulled into the Starbucks parking lot and calmly walked into the store and got in line. The lack of urgency proved him to be a siren abuser.

by Topaz144 March 28, 2020

symphony of sirens

What is often heard outside should you try to be enjoying what little bit of silence you can get living in a shitty city.

I often hear a symphony of sirens outside when I'm trying to relax at home.

by JoeNJ2 May 7, 2011

Siren boner

n.
i) a phenomenon among male firefighters who grow tumescent upon hearing the sirens of fire trucks, ambulances and police cars
ii) a first responder who sexually fetishes their job

Fire chief: How's the new academy class?
Captain: A few of them seem sharp, but it's full of siren boners for the most part.

by Slugger McGriddle June 27, 2019

curfew siren

A siren that went off around 10-12 P.M. usually in ghettos and reservations.

Hey, let’s get home before the curfew siren goes off.

by ramranchcasual December 22, 2018