Single

A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen

single

by NepetaNeko April 06, 2017

single

1. Describes a person whose marriage/live in relationship has ended and whose next marriage/live in relationship hasn't begun yet. (This condition lasts about 2 weeks or less.)

John's wife was killed in a car accident and he was single for a week.

by MrFranklin June 11, 2006

not single

Not alone. Not unhappy. Comfortable with who you are with. Relaxed around each other. Able to fart in front on another. Loving. Happy. Can joke about little things. Not owned or for sale. Look but dont touch.

Whoever feels like this is definately not single.

by Roxybuns May 02, 2008

Single

A man who makes jokes about women being in a kitchen

That woman joke was funny! Now I know why you are single

by mr.omallycat November 20, 2011

Single

When your girlfriend dumped you like a sick bitch or You're just a loser that doesn't have one.

The Friend asks: "Hey Chad are you in a relationship?"

Chad: "Nah I'm single right now, But I'm gonna get another bitch to cheat on no worries."

by Dictionarymaker? October 26, 2019

Single

......You......

Dude:hey you got a girl yet
You:nah g I'm single

by Loooooooooollllllll. December 24, 2019

Single

A male individual who believes a female's occupation is the kitchen

Female: I wish I had a man *sigh*
Mr. Single: Maybe you should get in the kitchen

by heyit'sjaki September 17, 2012