Simon The Scientist

The best scientist out there, coming to you with new words.

Yo dud, Simon The Scientist discovered how to go on the mars!!!

Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????

By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!

DUD: OMGEKGJQ

by Simon The Scientist April 22, 2018

Simon Balle School

'Best' school in Hertford. Full of wannabe gangster Year 8s and racist Year 7s. Collects outcasts like Pokemon. Biggest celebrity is George Ezra which explains a lot and has more inspirational speeches than diversity. Labelled posh school because it has chromebooks which are mainly used pornographic content. Would HIGHLY recommened.

He came from Simon Balle School which is why he failed in life

by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023

SIMON_AND_SARAH

They are the cutest couple in the whole world! They will stick with each other no matter what! Many people are jealous of their relationship and tries to destroy it! But they will never succeed! It is a couple of gods wish! They will soon be married and have beautiful children together! Their love is based off the strongest ground that is impossible to tear down! Their love is far from what we are used to see, nobody else can Archive their love. It is the most beautiful and purest form of loving life could give. You can't compare their love with anybody else. Simon and Sarah is the most powerful couple on the planet. Love is all they need! Their loyalty, respect, honesty and love is irreplaceable. They are best friends and lovers. Their love will last forever until the death takes them apart! Simon and Sarah is the definition of love.

Simon and Sarah is the definition of love. SIMON_AND_SARAH

by Allineedislove December 20, 2016

simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters

The height of human evolution

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.

by professional gangster October 21, 2020

Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022