white ice pretty much has it, with songs like "Citroslip Copywrite" and "Narcalepsy" they have managed to literally raise hell and are forced to play in the deepest,most deserted "hell barrens" on the earth. With Guitar solo's that make you shed your clothes and castrate yourself and vocals hideously possesed by Lucifer himself SHOELACE FRENZY SUPER FUN PARTY TEAM are the true representatives of Hell and beyond.
by Solomon Adebisi May 13, 2004
When one is asked to tie someones shoelace, they have just been asked to "netflix and chill, these dogs will explain for me.
by seventyD February 27, 2016
Take a shot of Absythne, or other highly flammable alcohol, light it on fire and then give a firey blow job.
by Vlow97 March 18, 2024
by Dr. Pussycat October 20, 2018
When a white male rubs his whole body on an Africans butthole more specifically the head, then proceeds to put his whole elbow in the anus
by Massiveimnotlying May 25, 2022
'Bra, I painted a shoelace on that chicks face, y0!"
'I couldnt get no play from that chick, so I threw a few sholaces on my couch while watching some dirty monkey porn'
'Bros, I never met a chick that had me throwing shoelaces like I was on 3 Viagra's'
'I couldnt get no play from that chick, so I threw a few sholaces on my couch while watching some dirty monkey porn'
'Bros, I never met a chick that had me throwing shoelaces like I was on 3 Viagra's'
by Bukkake King January 29, 2010
" I swear to god, mate my auntie Kath will be the death of me. She begs (whines) for help over the same BASIC internet/computer functions over and over again, regardless of how many times I explain it to her! Some people just can't even tie their digital shoelaces if their bloody lives depended on it!
by Sebastian Agner December 06, 2024