king shlong

A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.

Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!

by Metalmeltdown September 4, 2006

shlong jocky

a guy who likes to ride the shlong.

"Brad you fuckin shlong jockey, get over here lube me up."

by fatboy August 29, 2003

shlong jockey

someone who rides a penis

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"

by sir alfred winggingly, the 14th disiple of the dali lama October 21, 2004

Schlongohaulic

When a woman (or a man) has an addiction to shlong(s) (penis).

"I was getting my schlong sucked by some woman I just met at the public health department." "She would not let go of me until I dropped every drop of my spunk at the back of her throat." "Her four children were constantly asking their mother why they coulden't turn around and see what she was doing. She was clearly a Schlongohaulic."

by deadhorsey January 25, 2010

Shlonger

An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.

Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!

by AbradolfLincler May 15, 2016

Shlongker

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.

Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me

by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020

shlonga bonga

Shlonga Bonga is an other word for PP that makes the word a little bit more harmless

Your shlonga bonga is long

Don’t show me the shlonga bonga
Eeww, so many shlonga bongas

by Dert Otek May 8, 2022