When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.
by romdo308 October 06, 2013
guy: "i'd love to dry slam your shitbox"
girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"
guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"
girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"
guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"
by bpa May 06, 2006
Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)
by R8RFAN September 07, 2006
This new girl I'm fucking wont leave me alone, and shes really annoying, what do ya think I should do?
Dry smash her shitbox!
Dry smash her shitbox!
by baho May 28, 2008
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
by DeepFriedPedos December 08, 2020
When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.
I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!
by Robert Clarke Thompson III June 01, 2024
A car or vehicle that is musty smelling, over 200k miles, comes with a check engine either new, or bought used. This type of car cannot exceed over 40 miles an hour without shaking to death. It also can come with multiple soda cans and cigarettes inside as a bonus when bought.
by Ben-0012 April 20, 2021