Sheldon

the type of guy you find on a date with a girl your whole squad hit the week before. going out of his way to make himself more friendzone worthy then fuckable. the king of fuckbois

That girls boy is a total sheldon.

by AnonBanksy January 10, 2015

Sheldon

Too smart, detailed, knowledgable and geeky. Derived from Dr. Sheldon Cooper, the fictional character on The Big Bang Theory. Too annoying for words. Belongs on Jeporady.

Don't be a Sheldon, what a Sheldon

by Oldeguy December 20, 2009

Sheldon Convention

A Sheldon Convention can refer to 1 of 2 things:

1. The meeting of millions of hot women to have sex with each other in front of Sheldon.

or

2. The meeting of millions of Sheldon's. Every Sheldon is repeating the phrase, "WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?"

Note: Ma Samich = My Sandwich

1. This Sheldon Convention is awesome, look at all these women!

2. Man there are so many Sheldon's here, this must be a Sheldon Convention...WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?

by ShaneMolloy October 6, 2008

Sheldon

Bitchy slut, however one of the bestfriends anyone could ask for. Even though he's are bi-polar he's always there for you. Smallest person with the hugest hearts

Sheldon is awesome.

by Miranda Ann March 10, 2009

Sheldon

That one whitewashed black friend that refuses to admit his more white than black and gets tight when told his white

(white) Friend: "Yo dawg what u tryina grub on

Sheldon: "I'd be down for a salad"
(white) Friend: "Yooooo Sheldon, ur more white than I am I wouldn't even get a salad"
Sheldon: "chill yo I'm dark skin hood nigga."

by RealSlime24 November 1, 2019

joel sheldon

very sexy person

hi sexy joel sheldon

by leejay123eaq46 June 6, 2022

Pulling A Sheldon

when a boyfriend is "talking" to a girl that isn't his girlfriend

girlfriend: "Oh my god! my boyfriend is cheating on me! look at the texts he sent to this other girl!"

friend: "wow, that bitch pulling a sheldon."

by boompowlala November 28, 2012