Shareesa

(1) A large, hairy, annoying cow-like creature, it is as big as a blue whale and has a blow hole but also has 4 stomachs for digesting grass and other foliage.

(2)A black hole of lameness and boringness

(1) "My older sister is a Shareesa"

(2) "Be-careful you're becoming a Shareesa"

by Dazerath December 7, 2010

More Shares Than Hairs

-noun

1. A hair challenged person with a high amount of ownership or options to a company.

Examples of "More Shares Than Hairs" candidates:
Steve Ballmer, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, etc...

by herrocroser November 15, 2010

shurese

A girl who is a HUGE BITCH at times but you kinda have to love her...She can slap you in the face with her tits and she can also bitch you out like a black woman. She is pretty cool at times, i guess. She loves hummas and will go to anyones house and literally eat all their hummas inventory. But if she starts laughing she will be caught in action for stealing the hummas because her laugh can be heard around the world. She likes to make out with girls like Laura but girls like Marina are not her type. She also loves when people graze her big ol black booty. Anyways shes really cool and funny and you gotta love her!

Hummas Owner: OMG why is all my hummas gone again! I just purchased these!
Shurese: HAHAHHAHAHA
Hummas Owner: OMG IT WAS SHURESE I CAN HEAR HER LAUGH.

Laura: I'm an idiot and love shurese
Shurese: Shut up bitch and make out with me

by marina224 May 26, 2011

SHAREEF

SHAREEF A person who likes younger kids in macdonalds

Ohh there’s shareef

Watch your kid !

by Belivie12 May 2, 2020

sharess

A stubborn person with a very ugly personality. Very mean and does what she wants and would get away with it. A wanna-be who will never fit in with anyone. Loves the wrong type of guys.

Oh my gosh stop acting like a Sharess.

by badchickkk December 16, 2014

shareen E

Shes not fat!!!
ne way shareen est agnus. (shareen is a lamb)
Ppl think shes innocent but i sumtimes think she wants to kill the whales even tho she doesnt but she does.

shareen: save the whales
rose + vicky: ther blubber satisfies us
shareen: ego sum agnus
rose +vicky: we r really sexy moooo!

by rose and vicky and keir and matt not February 28, 2004

Shares A Driveway

This is a slang for saying that two people are same sex significant others. The driveway being a common area they share together among other things... also suggests that they co-habit together.

Ben is a little different, i'm pretty sure he shares a driveway with joe.

by baycer2 January 16, 2015