“SHALOM ALECHEM”
A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”
A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”
by Johnnymizrahi December 5, 2023
Get the Shalom Alechemmug. by DamianLillard April 21, 2021
Get the Shalommug. A person who has a small penis. Grows to a maximum of two inches on rare occasions.
He would rather switch his culture then get married.
His disses and jokes makes you cringe every time.
He gets all the ladies...when hes dreaming at night.
Gets no girls even if he tried.
Can almost hit the rim when he shoots a basketball.
He would rather switch his culture then get married.
His disses and jokes makes you cringe every time.
He gets all the ladies...when hes dreaming at night.
Gets no girls even if he tried.
Can almost hit the rim when he shoots a basketball.
"Shalom Youre so close to hitting the rim just try again"
"But I cant! "
"Are you telling me you dont have enough strength to even hit the rim"
"Please stop talking to me your making me feel bad"
"Okay I am sorry for laughing at you just make sure not to talk to much your waking up the neighbours"
"But I cant! "
"Are you telling me you dont have enough strength to even hit the rim"
"Please stop talking to me your making me feel bad"
"Okay I am sorry for laughing at you just make sure not to talk to much your waking up the neighbours"
by Splash360 raptors October 4, 2018
Get the Shalommug. by louvikh December 17, 2016
Get the shalommug. shalom is crazy friend with a crazy personality. Everything about him is just unbelievably crazy. The only thing he talks about is anime and food.
by Typical.lillyx November 5, 2019
Get the Shalommug. 
Get the Shalommug. "Shalom Alechem" a way of greeting a gentleman with glory and respect. People try greeting others by saying things such as: What's up, what's good, whats cooch. But the ONLY right way to greet a sir properly is:
Step 1. Shake hand firmly
Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"
If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"
And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.
(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)
Step 1. Shake hand firmly
Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"
If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"
And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.
(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)
Scenario 1:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)
Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"
and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)
Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"
and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes
by Johnnymizrahi December 20, 2023
Get the Shalom Alechemmug.