“SHALOM ALECHEM”
A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”
A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”
by Johnnymizrahi December 5, 2023
Get the Shalom Alechemmug. by louvikh December 17, 2016
Get the shalommug. this is a saying piper rockelle uses at the start of her yt video as a unique greeting for her viewers.
by piperrazzi September 11, 2019
Get the shalommug. 
Defined as someone that has never been near a puss without the use of Cosby medication.
In Ukranian it literally translate to dog chaser.
In Ukranian it literally translate to dog chaser.
The man arrested for beasteality had been described as pulling a Shalom korf after multiple witnesses saw him chasing a hairless Mexican rat dog with his tip hanging out.
by Miriam Webster og June 1, 2018
Get the A Shalom korfmug. she is Christian Shalom is a girl who is funny outside of school and very very very serious in school she has a friends
by E nis October 24, 2020
Get the shalommug. 