seokicup

seokicup is the most prettiest and best gf ever ^_^

hey seokicup is my pretty girl

by seokicup’s gf September 15, 2021

Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.

"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.

by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014

Andy Serkis

The best mocap/voice actor ever who also does physical performances.
His best performance is undoubtedly Gollum in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy.

Nobody plays a shriveled hobbit like Andy Serkis does.
Andy Serkis is legendary.

by darthkyle22 November 11, 2022

You Gotta be Strokin' Me

A phrase usually used in disbelief, has the same meaning as you gotta be kidding me.

Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?

Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week

by bong4 October 6, 2012

Stroking The Strombolie

Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.

I walked in on Johnny watching Midget Porn and caught him Stroking the Strombolie!

by longstroke March 14, 2011

strokin

1:masturbating, playing with ones genitals 2: sucking dick

I'll call you later, im strokin

Get to strokin bitch.

by yo mommma fo sho EBONY April 28, 2006

stroking the doodle

A man or woman home alone petting a small dog while creeping on Facebook, usually pretending the soft dog is the person they are looking at.

Damn dude I can't get Huggy out the house anymore he's always stroking the doodle

by BeaverJackSipper January 16, 2011