Gooch Scooch

The act of two men rubbing taints.

My boy Alex and I had a good gooch scooch the other night.

by GoochGuy December 19, 2019

Scooch

To scoot over aka Uncle Erik

Uncle Erik said scooch on over

by UncleErik December 24, 2019

scooch

1.
(informal slang)
A term for vaginal discharge.

2.
(informal slang)
Could be incorporated in an insult.

Never to be confused with puss.

1.
Scott: My girlfriend discharged last night from her vagina. It was weird...
Aaron: Eeerrr, scooch.

2.
John: YES! I WON!
Gary: Shut up scooch-head...

by z20462628 December 23, 2017

scooch

guy who can't stop eating mud

AGH, for FUCK'S sake Scooch, stop eating the mud you stupid prick!!!

by chad smithings March 4, 2023

scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.

Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

Jimmy The Scooch

A verb, used to describe the act of fixing or building something important without having the materials or tools (or both!) on hand.

My damn penis-pump is broken but I haven't the gaskets to fix it... I'll just jimmy the scooch it so that my thursday afternoon isn't ruined.

by mmunch May 4, 2023

scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.

"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"

by anonymous December 29, 2022