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SCP Scientist

A nerd with large buck teeth and a shitty mustache who spends all day behind a bulletproof window watching hundreds of Class-Ds being slaughtered and devoured by SCPs.

A SCP Scientist doesn’t eat food, he only drinks Soylent as a meal replacement. And they don’t have to worry about anything, because if something in the facility goes wrong, the NTF squad comes to carry them out and kiss their feet.
NTF Guard: That SCP Scientist is such a nerd

NTF Commander: All of them are

NTF Guard: Are we really supposed to rescue those nerd?
by MassiveShibe March 6, 2022
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Computer Scientist

Company: We need someone to help us solve this very hard problem.
Computer Scientist: That will be 100.000$ thank you.
by The Computer Scientist May 12, 2022
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100% Scientifically Proven

100% of people fall for that
by uzafm is trash June 7, 2022
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Fetish game turned SRP on a children's platform. What could go wrong?

Thunder Scientific consists of a few core gameplay features
1. Furry latex goo beasts
2. Wack departments
3. CIS (You're supposed to pipebomb CISCZ)
4. Arms dealers
5. The UN (spooky)

A short summary of each department in no specific order
U&M: Maidens
RSD: Tiger sharks 💀
SD: crossfire
BWD: SD 2.0: electric boogaloo
BWC: Sharkwater
UN: spooky government man with a plan to kill
FBI/UIU: floating in the void
FP: couldn't be bothered to do their real dept job
AD: M134 giveaways
Medical department: how the fuck is MD even relevant they sit in TSCZ doing jackshit staring at injured TS and bugging combatives for escort
Ethics committee: Infraction dispensers // Stay away from them
CIS: Literally just furries. No other way to put it

Subdivisions I know of
SD |
CM: They either clutch up against 8 TS or die horribly to one TS with a bat. Also makes MD obsolete
Recon: bees | latex exterminator
JU: Rest in peace eight hundred pound gorillas
SO: sweaty try hard
All the other SD divisions
Removed/unused (man omega 0 concept was cool)

BWD divisions I know of
Corpsmen specialist platoon (combat medics for bwd I think)
SDO: Spas and a dream
CEG: One of these has a fire hat or something I don't know
Classified something-something: SO for BWD

BWC |
Contractors: They're either sharks or they're not very high ranking
CEO/Chairmen: They stand around in TSCZ

Wordlimit
Part 2 maybe
Kyle: Have you played the new thunder scientific corporation update yet?

Jared: Maidens are hot 😍

Kyle: What the literal fuck is wrong with you
by Ribcage beater 420 August 8, 2023
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Scientist Pubes

The short, golden pubic fuzz which appears at the first signs of pubity and looks like stereotypical scientist hair(but golden)
"Dude! have you hit puperty yet?"

"Yer man, i have about 12 scientist pubes!"

"Rock On!"

"Thanx, it means a lot."

"That's okay bro, i love you."

"I love you too x."
by Tooooooobz October 22, 2008
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Hand Scientist

Woman who is very skilled at the art of handy jobs.
Aw man, not only is Jessica good at giving brain, but she's also a hand scientist too. Not many woman can do that.
by urbanshrimp328 December 31, 2010
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Mariah The Scientist

Mariah Buckles, known professionally as Mariah the Scientist, is an American singer-songwriter from Atlanta, Georgia.
I've gotten into a new artist. Her name is Mariah The Scientist. You should check her out.
by indichotomy December 1, 2020
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