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Scientology

simply put:
the stupidest fucking religion in the whole world.

also see stupid,dumb,fake,tom cruise
If you believe in scientology, then you deserve to be hung from a burning tree with dental floss
by Xenu? November 2, 2008
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Bush's administration is so bad at hiding things and all the crap they say just comes off as scientology.
by thread January 27, 2008
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The Church of Scientology

An organization the controls the minds of its members. This organization has a goal of making money. The organization charges its members for "religous" lessons to the point where all the members funds are given to the organization.

The organization has a history of attempting to intimidate those who oppose the organization via the internet as well as in the courts through unfounded law suits.

The members of this organization believe that its members problems are caused by the spirits of space aliens that were planted on this planet by and alien ruler "Xenu". The goal is to "clear" the member and get rid of the spirits, thus solving all of their problems. The cost to be cleared is said to be well over $300,000.

This organization is thought by many to be a dangerous cult. The mind control techniques are very effective and many do not leave the organization until the end of their lives.

Recent actions by a group known as anonymous have brought the cult into light in the past year.
The Church of Scientology brainwashed my brother and took all his money.
by anonymouscult January 16, 2009
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A religion based on intimidation and dishonesty.

A cuckoo religion that gets a high off suing the pharmaceutical corporations.

practiced by Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley and John Travolta.
Scientology is an absolute sham, and considered to be a cult by many.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 22, 2008
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scientology, derived from the latin meaning douche

he who is a member of a salvery scam *cough* religion written by a science fiction writer who claimed he could make a religion if we wanted to and that the best way to enslave people is to tell them that there free, this very same man suddenly became a prophet and created the tottally legit and believable religion bollocksology.
non scientologist: woah man look at all these stupid scientology douchebags hanging around

scientologist: just because ive cut myself off from my family morgaged my home, given every penny i have to the church and killed people for the mighty prophet tom cruise doesnt mean im a douche dammit!
by TheTruthOfAnonymous November 3, 2009
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A religion created by L. Ron Hubbard, which believes that the human souls are actually of aliens from ancient. Major selling point is that Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Isaac Hayes are all scientologists. See South Park Episode for more detail. The irony is that South Park made fun of scientology, a seemingly white religion, and the only black voice on the show was offended and quit. ROFLMAO.
Instead of finding Jesus, I found Scientology. Hallelujah!
by SoloingMaverick April 18, 2006
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