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naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.
As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
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Scavenger Hunt

Before giving a female oral , take a few cents from your wallet and insert it into the female's vagina.
When you enter the vagina, use your tongue to find the coins, and the ones that you find, you get to keep.

WARNING: take notes of how many coins are you inserting!
Friend: "Hey, wanna go out to see a movie tonight?"
Me: Nah man, I'm going to do a Scavenger Hunt with my girlfriend
by UC48 November 10, 2019
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Scavenger

Someone who is crazy, strange, wild, nasty, unorthodox, rude, savage or barbaric.
Omg, what a SCAVENGER he drunk 50 gallons of whiskey.

SCAVENGER stop eating with your hands.

He lifted 2000 pounds over his head what a SCAVENGER!

Ew, you didn’t flush when you took a shit SCAVENGER!

You fucked 10 girls and one night? You’re a fucking SCAVENGER.

You farted at the table SCAVENGER!

You flipped off your parents? YOU ARE A SCAVENGER!!!
by ThePrimePate May 17, 2018
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Scavenger

Some random broke individual who looks into discarded items (ie trash or stuff left by someone else) and tries to resell the items for a profit.
Look, I found this cellular device from the tenant who vacated this apartment. -How much do you think I could resell it for? I didn't steal it, I'm a scavenger you know...
by VanGear July 4, 2017
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rebound scavenger

Someone who preys on recent breakups and fixes everything for a minute. Gives the illusion of hero but really just wants control.
As soon as Jack an Diane broke up that rebound scavenger was right there to offer Diane the couch....hoping she will choose the bed
by Dbl Dee March 4, 2018
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Temporal scavenger

Someone who wastes too much time on studying the personal histories of people they'll never meet to the point that it affects their existence.
Begone temporal scavenger dog, go lick someone else's clock floor!
by slacketstew October 21, 2019
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scavenging

When motherfuckers riding around on their bikes at 4:30 AM going through dumpsters searching for their next come up
What are they doing over by the dumpster other scavenging
by YEP -1968 February 4, 2021
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