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Saskatchewan Wake up call

When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.
Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.
by SterNation June 9, 2016
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Saskatchewan Standard

Having missionary position sex, under a bunch of blankets, because it's cold, while a moose watches (either in the room or through a window) because there are lots of moose in Saskatchewan.
I was giving Mildred the Saskatchewan Standard last night and I'll be damned if the moose didn't wink at me.
by DerpingRad May 14, 2011
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saskatchewan streak

The act in which one doesn't wipe and scooches across ones chest and smears shit on their body for sexual pleasure.
Mudbone: she wanted to get freaky so I gave her a Saskatchewan streak
by Doggy dogshit November 22, 2016
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Saskatchewan Snowblower

The act of wraping your lips around anothers nose and forcing air from your lungs into their nose causing a horible growling noise, as if one was throttling a snowblower through powder snow, usualy disguised as a kiss.
Mark: Lets kiss!
Linda: If you give me another Saskatchewan Snowblower you are dead to me.
Mark: nevermind...
by litle puss March 21, 2025
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Saskatchewanization

A large influx of beavers in another province that is not Saskatchewan.
The Saskatchewanization of Quebec has become so dire in recent years that indigenous aquaculture has become displaced.
by xowe March 31, 2019
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Saskatchewan Roadblock

A roadblock in which drivers are stopped to verify that they are in fact under the influence of alcohol. Sober drivers are stopped, and must consume alcohol in order to proceed.

Named due to the fact that Saskatchewan ranks among the highest of Canadian provinces for instances of impaired driving.
At the entrance of my ranch is a Saskatchewan Roadblock. Drivers with a blood alcohol content of zero must take a shot of fireball in order to enter.
by MinMax123 July 12, 2022
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