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Saskatchewan Wake up call

When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.
Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.
by SterNation June 9, 2016
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Crieghton, Saskatchewan

Sister town to Flin Flon, Manitoba. Less than 1,500 in population (07/13/2012). Two convience stores, asian resturant, car wash, school, and home to Crieghton Pizza.

Colder than Flin Flon, more bears, and occasional a car will pass though.
There isn't a thing, other than poeple, in Crieghton, Saskatchewan
by TwentyTwo July 13, 2012
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Saskatchewanization

A large influx of beavers in another province that is not Saskatchewan.
The Saskatchewanization of Quebec has become so dire in recent years that indigenous aquaculture has become displaced.
by xowe March 31, 2019
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Saskatchewan Snowblower

The act of wraping your lips around anothers nose and forcing air from your lungs into their nose causing a horible growling noise, as if one was throttling a snowblower through powder snow, usualy disguised as a kiss.
Mark: Lets kiss!
Linda: If you give me another Saskatchewan Snowblower you are dead to me.
Mark: nevermind...
by litle puss March 21, 2025
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Saskatchewan Standard

Having missionary position sex, under a bunch of blankets, because it's cold, while a moose watches (either in the room or through a window) because there are lots of moose in Saskatchewan.
I was giving Mildred the Saskatchewan Standard last night and I'll be damned if the moose didn't wink at me.
by DerpingRad May 14, 2011
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Saskatchewan Anal bead booty buster

The Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster is a know form of torture used by the cartel is when one wraps any kind of explosive ordnance around anal beads then shoves them up one’s booty then explodes them
Jamal: how did Bartholomew die again?
Jayden: I heard he got hit with a Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster
by Mango_witdaBBL June 26, 2025
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