Sandpaper

A roll of pleasure paper that you can shove your dick into, you can also turn it into a flashlight and enjoy it that way too.

Dave: bro I just shoved my veiny cock into some sandpaper! It was pretty exotic.
Bob: sandpaper?
Dave: yeah that nice roll of pleasure paper that you can use to push yourself to climax!

by Maximum girth March 8, 2021

sandpaper cacoon

A vagina infested with herpes. Make your dick itch or burn

Be careful, that girls got a sandpaper cacoon. If you go down on her you will get boo-boo lip.

by h.s.c.413 November 18, 2013

Sandpaper on concrete

When someone has a scratchy throat,and cannot talk very well

"Your voice sounds like sandpaper on concrete"

by Weirdo#666 April 29, 2023

Sandpaper footjob

a footjob that has high amounts of grip and is very rough. it may cause harm.

A: Bro, she gave the greatest sandpaper footjob i have ever had.
B: nice dude, hopefully next time it bleeds.

by EmeraldCoast March 5, 2023

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass

Down south way of saying “fuck that”

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!

by Southern Pimpin66 October 16, 2019

Sandpaper times

Replaces the popular saying, "Rough Times".

You were backing out of the driveway and ran over your phone? Man, sandpaper times .

by Whiteskittlez July 16, 2010

Sandpaper face

Has a sandpaper face from pimples and normally listens to TikToks to loud on the bus and is hulk but in a fat way

That Spew Is sandpaper face (disgusting)

by anonymous November 1, 2020