Samuel

Samuel is the greatest guy. He is too humble about his hotness and says he's ugly when he's really not. He says girls don't swoon over him when they really do. He helps everyone with their problems but never gets any help on his own. He doesn't open up easily and doesn't like getting help when he needs it. He's so kind and he's so charming. He is the greatest most true friend you will ever have. You can't seem to be mad at him for too long before you come running back each time. If you are so ever fortunate to be his girlfriend he will love you with all his heart. But when you're not he flirts with so many girls. He seems like a nice guy and he really is but he can be a real jerk sometimes. He may be a little f boy but you still manage to love him somehow. Don't ever let a Samuel out of your life.

I wish that Samuel would let me help him....

by Live. Love. Laugh<3 February 25, 2018

Samuel

Samuel is a bold character that makes people want an autograph. He is very strong and is associated with martial arts. He is God's right hand man. His associate is Theo the great who he listens to all the time. He likes football and hates Liverpool. People sometimes call him the son of God but Samuel tells them no because that is Jesus.

Yo,U ever see Samuel.
No, he is in heaven looking down on you.
He is something else

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Juan Samuel

Long Island Iced Tea followed by a shot of Goldschlager. Named after the great Juan Milton Samuel (born December 9, 1960) is a retired second baseman and center fielder who spent sixteen seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB) with the Philadelphia Phillies (1983–1989), New York Mets (1989), Los Angeles Dodgers (1990–1992), Kansas City Royals (1992, 1995), Cincinnati Reds (1993), Detroit Tigers (1994–1995) and Toronto Blue Jays (1996–1998). A three-time National League (NL) All-Star, he appeared in the 1983 World Series with the Phillies.

Samuel, an aggressive hitter who infrequently drew bases on balls was once quoted as saying, "You don't walk off the Island (meaning his home country). You Hit." (Hence the Long Island Iced Tea).

Juan was gold in the lead off batting spot. He had great speed and big bat. (Hence the Goldschlager).

It was the "bottom of the ninth" at Xfinity Lounge in Philadelphia, PA. Jody was slumped over the bar having partied all day and night for the Eagles game. The bartender yells "LAST CALL". Jody perks up and lifts his head just enough to order a "Juan Samuel". Clutch call to close the bar and the evening!

by Bills Mafia 23 April 19, 2018

Samuel Knutton

Verb
1. To pull a Samuel Knutton is to theoretically cause all women within a 100-yard radius to instantly orgasm.

Noun
1. The sexiest man alive
2. A person with the nicest most dripping wet legs in the universe, they make you want to go all doggo and hump that shit and impregnate his legs. (I let my girlfriend write this one)

Verb
1. Holy crap! Did you see Gavin just pull a Samuel Knutton!

Noun
1. That guy is such a Samuel Knutton
2. I don't even want to make an example for this one.

by KellKvothe January 29, 2019

Samuel L. Jackson

A God among actors. He's so important, that you have to include the "L" in his middle name every time you talk about him.

Kid: Who's Samuel Jackson?
Me: Shut your bitch mouth, infidel! *slaps* It's Samuel L. Jackson, and don't you EVER FORGET IT!

by RazorPine October 10, 2005

Samuel

Samuel is 6”5 and also an alpha male. Do not mess with him or you will genuine get shanked up yo

Samuel is a 6”5 alpha male

by Xxxtentacles6969 Peter Griffin October 22, 2019

Samuel

A literal god. Has a big penis. It is a ten-inch destroyer that can destroy the entire world in a matter of seconds. Your opinion doesn't matter because you don't have one, only Sam does. He knows all.

Nobody can be Samuel, except for Samuel. He was born a god.

by anonymous December 12, 2019