Sammich

A Sammich is a sandwich for Gigachads

I am going to have a grilled cheese Sammich cut diagonally because that is the proper way to cut a Gigachad's grilled cheese Sammich.

by Icarus253 March 23, 2023

sammich

A contraction of "sandwich"

A burger is essentially a sammich that consists of two pieces of dinner roll and a beef patty in between.

by Emotional Cruiser October 20, 2025

sammich time

Sammich time doesn't have to be a actual sandwich, it can be any type of food.

Pull up to the taco truck, it's Sammich Time.

by Chicken Hill June 13, 2017

Sammich Race

When having sex, The first one to orgasm wins and the loser has to make the sandwich for the "after" snack.

I challenge you to a sammich race :-)

by RockNRolla August 20, 2014

Sammich Wench

A female who makes sammiches. A sammich wench (sometimes shortened to sammwench) is often a woman who is under the impression that she has liberty, but who is truly enslaved by a hungry male friend.

I once had a Sammich wench. But then one day I sent her to the store for more bread, and she was never seen again.

by Duchess WINston. July 8, 2011

sammich maker

(n) A woman

Dude 1: I'm hungry.
Dude 2: Wanna sammich?
Dude 1: Do you have a sammich maker?
Dude 2: Hellz yea, my gf Jane!
*a few minutes later*
Jane: Here's your sammiches!
Dude 2: Good, now back to the kitchen!

by bitchinthekitchen May 15, 2010

sammich truck

sammich truck - a truck that drives around town (sort of like an ice cream truck) that has all types of bread, meats, cheeses, and all the condimets you could possibly think of.

Hey man, its lunch time. Want me to get you something from the sammich truck?

by Mr.Sammich July 11, 2010