M.C Saltine

1. Cracker
2. A white person that wants to be black.
3. A white person wearing Vick jersey or a Eagles cap.

Hey whats up M.C Saltine?

by CrazyP April 2, 2007

Slatington

A small Pennsylvania town with the general populace consisting of fat, toothless retards. Child molestors, preteen whores, and skinny cokeheads also frequent this town. Someone may as well just bomb the place. The town's air is laden with the distinct acrid mix of body odor and raw fecal matter.

I drove through Slatington and an old crazy legless lady hopped in front of my car. I hit her out of pity.

Bobby cried himself to sleep at night because he lived in Slatington.

We all starting hurling as soon as we smelled the trademark Slatington stench.

by flapjack bob August 30, 2005

Saltine-American

A Saltine-American is the politically correct term for North American (specifically United States Citizens) not of color. The term resulted from the inappropriate use of the more offensive term "cracker".

"Today in class the children were taught how Saltine-Americans live throughout the United States, and are descendants of unspecified geographic cultures."

by MeBeCoup July 26, 2015

saltine shake

any action performed by or in mockery of a cuacasian (white) person attempting to dance. Also, an alternate term used to describe a "cracka' dance" or "whiteboy jig".

When James heard his favorite song playing on the radio, he busted out a saltine shake that more closely resembled seizures than dance moves.

by Broseph Roseph August 3, 2007

Pulling a Salinger

Pulling a Salinger is when a friend tends to vanish off and on from the social circle regularly, becoming reclusive, much like Catcher in the Rye author J.D. Salinger.

Where's Toby?" "Take a guess. He's Pulling a Salinger again and won't answer his cell.

by snowflame July 25, 2010

Saltino

A white person (i.e. cracker) who thinks he is of Latino descent.

Stuart is such a saltino; he thinks thinks he's part of the Vatos Locos.

by avazee June 2, 2004

J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.

J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007