Okayed be honest this is a south town of middle class privileges but there are many council benefiting chavs. If you are lucky you may get through a day outside only seeing one chav however there are many pubescent wannabe chavs killing their lungs. There are 7 main schools, Swgs (get gay or get nonced on), Bws (act hard like chavs with their tiny willys), WSE (2nd worst place to go due to their burning lungs and obsolete brains), St Joes (lets be honest no one really knows who they are but they are “tryhards ”), Sarum Academy (“sports academy” but always gets trampled on by Swgs and Bws + worst areas to go to school), Trafalgar and Burgate ( both are too irrelevant to have their own Definition) and that’s it your daily does of pubescent kids. On a good day you may only see a few WSE in town acting like inbreds due to their lack of public decency. I can’t believe I forgot the private schools, no one really talks to them.
Jack “have you heard Salisbury is the best place to live in the Uk”
Novichok “guess my plan didn’t work”
Novichok “guess my plan didn’t work”
by AnonymousNovix October 27, 2019
Guy: "Hey baby, we all outta lube but I'm itching for some fisting"
Girl: "Well don't worry baby, cause I got some gravy, we salisbury fisting tonight!
Girl: "Well don't worry baby, cause I got some gravy, we salisbury fisting tonight!
by The Boat Man February 03, 2022
Essential to performing this manoeuvre, is doggy. Eat a shit tonne of food, preferably spicy, then shit in a sock. Just prior to the fabled finish, swing the sock around you’re head, gather momentum, and thwack that socky shit around the back of her head.
John to girl: I’m about to cum
Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING
John: ok
Example 2:
Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life
John: nice
Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING
John: ok
Example 2:
Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life
John: nice
by The Socker September 25, 2020
When a girl takes laxatives then lays with her legs behind her head on a bed, then the guy does a hand stand over her asshole with his feet firmly on the ceiling. And Drinks! Go gulls
by Scoots44 May 18, 2022
Mia Salisbury is a loving caring person there very bubbly and caring they tend to have self conscious. But there very silly amazing and annoying. They tend to have green eyes. And brown hair. They tend to have anger issues and get mad easily if you’d see one say hi
by Me Me Me Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 04, 2021
by Arrestz September 03, 2021
“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
by Salisbury lover June 30, 2019