salami sandwhich

the act or process of sticking one's dick in between a girls legs.resembling a salami sandwhich

i am going to make a salami sandwhich tonight.

by knorth January 5, 2008

salami grip

When you jerk off too much. you get a hand shake as strong as a vice

Owwww dude that hurt, you must have the salami grip

by PeeinyoAss November 19, 2014

Salami Rod

A piece of meat, usually shaped like a penis that is around 7 feet long. Can be slightly salted or peppered and likes to be thrusted around.

John once showed us his salami rod in the showers. Needless to say, he always had a filling for his sandwich.

That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.

by CaptainSoap March 31, 2015

Salami Balls

When you get dry skin on your scrotum so the contrast looks like salami

I was wearing weird underwear and that gave me Salami Balls.

by persond543 April 4, 2016

Salami dick

A guy, most likely a man whore, whose undercooked dick smells like shit.

Guy: hey, wanna smash?
Girl: get yo salami dick ass outta here. I can smell it from here

by Mark.R August 10, 2019

eat the salami

to eat a smelly vagina

john:brooo will you eat the salami
george: brooo gross, yes

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Costco Salami

Costco is a threat to the offensive class, kinda gay for a Mexican bald dude named Carlos, he averages 14 offensive rebounds per basket. He’s 7’3 and is the worst defensive NBA player in league history.

Costco Salami is so bad at defence

by Daddy Carlos June 3, 2020