Stoats (Scientific name: Mustela erminea) ara small carnivorous mammals of the weasel family which has chestnut fur with white underparts and a black-tipped tail. It is native to both Eurasia and North America and in northern areas the coat turns white in winter. They are the most badass animals ever and can totally fold anything with only like 2% of their power. Don't let a Stoat catch you talking shit because they'll unleash their wrath upon you.
by Sunflower Man March 9, 2021
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part of a band called the tyne, who have toured with new hope club
he is 74 yrs old, and seems to have a thing for DTU👍🏻👍🏻
twitter love him and he’s cute
love you coops❤️
part of a band called the tyne, who have toured with new hope club
he is 74 yrs old, and seems to have a thing for DTU👍🏻👍🏻
twitter love him and he’s cute
love you coops❤️
cooper stout means to be funny and loved
‘aw he’s such a cooper stout’ = aw he’s so nice
girl 1: give me a rose
cooper: nah fam
girl 2: love ya
cooper: love you too
‘aw he’s such a cooper stout’ = aw he’s so nice
girl 1: give me a rose
cooper: nah fam
girl 2: love ya
cooper: love you too
by cookiemonstergee October 13, 2019
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Very low IQ population in general even among the non chavs. This can be blamed on immigration from Essex and shithole parts of London involving half brained white trash. Will soon be like Harlow.
Very low IQ population in general even among the non chavs. This can be blamed on immigration from Essex and shithole parts of London involving half brained white trash. Will soon be like Harlow.
by Chav destroyer February 9, 2022
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by 01462unknowncaller July 6, 2011
Get the Stotfold mug.Scottish term for a child molester. Stoat is a verb meaning to hit hard and the ba' refers to a ball. Literally thump a football (soccer for you N American eejits). A stoater is something great, especially a goal in football.
How this relates to child abuse I'm not sure but that's what they call it. Stoat the ba's may be in danger of getting chibbed up Bar-L following conviction.
How this relates to child abuse I'm not sure but that's what they call it. Stoat the ba's may be in danger of getting chibbed up Bar-L following conviction.
Irate parent to shifty looking character loitering at a playground:
"See you ya cunt, you some kinda Stoat the ba'? Beat it or I'll kick yer heid in!"
"See you ya cunt, you some kinda Stoat the ba'? Beat it or I'll kick yer heid in!"
by Craig McLaughlin December 15, 2008
Get the stoat the ba' mug.A warzone semi-pro that looks up to Swagg and Timthefatman. Has 4 cases and is known for banging hot Cheetos and gives people PTSD (Girls mostly). Has Gained more than 100 pounds in 3 months. Lied about being 6ft tall and needs some CeraVe badly.
Yo, let's play with Stopthecap and get some dubs on warzone.
Did you hear what Stopthecap did to her?
Did you hear what Stopthecap did to her?
by Lee Ross May 14, 2021
Get the Stopthecap mug.meaning a combination of stubble and softness. Usually used to described previously shaved legs with small hair regrowth that is not prickly, but soft.
She had stoft legs.
by Cassassy January 14, 2008
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