Squashed A Frog

To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.

Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"

Lojik: "Haha what?"

Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"

by Funny Mofo No.1 May 10, 2011

Squashed Nigga

A song written by S.mouse! (Chris Lilly)in the ABC tv show, 'Angry Boys'.

Squashed nigga, Squashed nigga, i feel like a, Squashed nigga

by W.Kert! August 1, 2011

Ball Squash

This is when a woman is riding a man, turned around facing his feet. Just when the man is about to splooge, the woman punches him square in the nuts.

Jill: I was riding Jack last night and gave him a good old fashioned ball squash because he spent so much time playing fantasy football.

by Seth Sirover January 12, 2008

Squash blossom

Excessive amount of foreskin

Many countries outside of the United States of America do not practice circumcision. Traveling abroad? Be careful or you'll choke on that squash blossom, guuuurrrrrllll.

by Tammy2Lips December 2, 2016

squashed onion

A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy

Ever heard of dodgerlynch
Yeah, he is a proper squashed onion

by Felix kjeillburg May 1, 2019

beef squash

A squashing of you & another’s beef; making amends

I’m so glad Selena & Demi had their beef squash.

Are you gonna meet me for a beefsquash?

by theoneandonlydicktionary September 10, 2018

squash hobbler

when a guy is in a tent with a few of his mates and wants a wank and to get out he tramples everyones nuts. whilst standing at the camp fire the guy looks over his shoulder to see his mates hobble out of the tent in disgust, hence resembling a 'squash hobbler'.

i have a stiffy, how am i going to squash hobbler my way out of this one?

by fecal mathers August 6, 2011