Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"
Lojik: "Haha what?"
Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"
Lojik: "Haha what?"
Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"
by Funny Mofo No.1 April 20, 2011
Squashed nigga, Squashed nigga, i feel like a, Squashed nigga
by W.Kert! August 01, 2011
This is when a woman is riding a man, turned around facing his feet. Just when the man is about to splooge, the woman punches him square in the nuts.
Jill: I was riding Jack last night and gave him a good old fashioned ball squash because he spent so much time playing fantasy football.
by Seth Sirover January 03, 2008
Many countries outside of the United States of America do not practice circumcision. Traveling abroad? Be careful or you'll choke on that squash blossom, guuuurrrrrllll.
by Tammy2Lips December 02, 2016
when a guy is in a tent with a few of his mates and wants a wank and to get out he tramples everyones nuts. whilst standing at the camp fire the guy looks over his shoulder to see his mates hobble out of the tent in disgust, hence resembling a 'squash hobbler'.
by fecal mathers August 06, 2011
A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy
by Felix kjeillburg May 02, 2019
by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020