Mr. Sparky Biscuits

"Calm down Mr. Sparky Biscuits!!"
"Mr. Sparky Biscuits, Don't chew my leg off"
by D-R-A-K-E March 29, 2008
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Sparky boom boom boi

Bakugo katsuki the porcupine with anger issues, eith broccoli boi. A character from my hero academia.
Fandom person #1: Sparky boom boom boi just exploded broccoli boi in this episode

Fandom person #2: Jeez, I got a new otp bakugo x angerment management
by PSEUDONYMOUS_REEEEEEEEE December 22, 2019
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Sparky Marky

A loser who doesn't mind his own business also a man who does not get loved by his wife
That guy right there he's a Sparky Marky
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Sparky Wondermuffin

An early 30s milf that seems like a girl next door type but is actually a firecracker.
"Hey, that hot mum over there, is she any good?"
'Karren? She's a total Sparky Wondermuffin! "
by Old_Balls December 01, 2019
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Sparky woody

The term used for when individual(s) have a weed roach and suck extremely hard to inhale every inch of the smoke left while saying “sparky woody
by Tuffpuppy September 17, 2021
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Sparky-Bot

That bot is a Sparky-bot
by Hansbtw November 05, 2018
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Sparky; God Of War

Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.

Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.

Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.

Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
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