Like a Golden Shower, the Golden Sombrero, is when a person pees on another willing participant, around just the top of their head. Instead of, “showering” their entire body.
by Craka_Jack_36 October 20, 2022
by Boyledstones November 29, 2011
A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.
Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”
You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”
You: “A wet cappuccino.”
You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”
You: “A wet cappuccino.”
by MyPseudonymitz March 15, 2021
When your having sex with a girl on CINCO DE MAYO, and she asks you to cum In her hat...and you do...But you through it in the corner and frget about it....few days later the ( Sour SOMBRERO) ...!!!
Man she told me to give her a SOUR SOMBRERO...but she didn't have a hat....I did it anyway...also known as the crown o cream....
by Sick Em D August 25, 2022
When you eat jabeneros for a whole month then ejaculate on a girls face and it creates like a pepper spray feel for her. It also doesn't feel to great for the guy either.
The girl screamed at the top of her lungs after her boyfriend done the burning sombrero on her face.
by dratliff October 24, 2014
A Red Sombrero is when a someone has sunflower seeds in their mouth and proceeds to give another person a blowjob; cutting their dick.
by Ooof321 May 01, 2018
When you are so drunk that you'll buy that $5.00 Mexican Sombrero at the bar, wear it all night while the whole time, thinking that you look so hot.
by Carlos and Scott May 30, 2007