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white simba

n. A sexual act performed after a man (the Rafiki) ejaculates on a man's/woman's (the Simba's) stomach/back. The man takes two fingers and dabs thin in his semen and proceeds to rub is fingerpaint-jism on the Simba's forehead. If the Rafiki is strong enough, he is encouraged to additionally lift the Simba above his head and sing the entirety of Elton John's "Circle of Life".
Man 1: I straight up gave my bitch a white Simba last night. Sang the song too.

Man 2: Damn, dude. Did the same thing with my girl last week but she ended up dumping me after I dropped her on the second verse.
by The Hebrew Hand December 8, 2016
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Kapil Sibal

Informal - an utterly foolish or senseless person.

Psychology - a person of the lowest order of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25

Related forms
si·b·al·ism, adjective
tera dimaag toh nahin kharab? kapil sibal kahin ka!

He does not use his head at all.. what a sibal!
by kapilsibalisanidiot December 14, 2011
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Simba

V. the act of smearing a bodily fluid upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Lion King.
from texsfromlastnight.com
"(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" "

I totally simba-ed Victoria last night. It was priceless.
by Dhemlar August 25, 2009
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The Angry Simba

The Angry Simba is similar to BOTH "The Angry Pirate" & "The Simba" but done at the same time. Thus creating "The Angry Simba".

It is a talent for just one man to pull this stunt off. Better done in a Devils Threesome, which no man should go down.

Meaning of the "Simba": The act of smearing cum upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Disney film The Lion King.

Meaning of "The Angry Pirate": A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the shin, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg, whilst yelling "ARRHHHH". Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
Craig: I tried to get this girl to do The Angry Simba with me the other night. I failed.

Egore: You know it's better done in a Devils threesome yeah?

Craig: Yes, but i'm not willing to try it.
by TheAngrySimba June 17, 2010
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The simba

When you finger a girl on her period and wipe it on her forehead in a slow African style
by Jaanaspy November 25, 2015
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Sidbaaz

Sidbaaz is a pure bond between Shehbaaz and Sid. Sidbaazians ship them bcz of their great onscreen Chemestry. Fans are Emotionally attached with them nd they support them equally.
#SidbaazIsEmotion #SidbaazOurSoul #DilSeSidbaaz #SidbaazSathHai
by Sidhearts May 16, 2020
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binka sina

1. a bitch's name. Though formerly a cat s name, the sound of it makes it a perfect fit for an animal that only listens to it s belly.
2. a bitch's name, caracterizing a lack of interest in anything but food, clothes and sucking dicks.
example 1 : look at this binka sina, trying to catch her own tail. Doesn t she look retarded ?

example 2: What a bitch, and she s chinese...a real binka sina
by WCJonson August 1, 2010
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