shoelace frenzy super fun party team

white ice pretty much has it, with songs like "Citroslip Copywrite" and "Narcalepsy" they have managed to literally raise hell and are forced to play in the deepest,most deserted "hell barrens" on the earth. With Guitar solo's that make you shed your clothes and castrate yourself and vocals hideously possesed by Lucifer himself SHOELACE FRENZY SUPER FUN PARTY TEAM are the true representatives of Hell and beyond.

Shoelace frenzy super fun party team control my mortal soul with a demonic dictatorship.

by Solomon Adebisi May 12, 2004

throwing shoelaces

To spew semen from your penis, can also be described as 'painting shoelaces'

'Bra, I painted a shoelace on that chicks face, y0!"
'I couldnt get no play from that chick, so I threw a few sholaces on my couch while watching some dirty monkey porn'
'Bros, I never met a chick that had me throwing shoelaces like I was on 3 Viagra's'

by Bukkake King January 28, 2010

Tie his shoelaces

To go under the teachers desk and suck his dick.

-Yo Sara imagine Leonardo DiCaprio is teacher, what would you do?
-Umm.. tie his shoelaces

by Dr. Pussycat October 20, 2018

liking shoelaces

You can like someone shoelaces, when they're stolen from the president.

Liking shoelaces

by CrazyObsessedChick September 18, 2018

tying a shoelace

When one is asked to tie someones shoelace, they have just been asked to "netflix and chill, these dogs will explain for me.

Hey you my shoelace is untied can u help me out ;)
-tying a shoelace

by seventyD August 24, 2016

Shoelaces

Somehow every tumblr user stole a pair from the president…

The president keeps losing his shoelaces

by Shoelace Stealer January 14, 2024

African shoelace

When a white male rubs his whole body on an Africans butthole more specifically the head, then proceeds to put his whole elbow in the anus

“Ay bro! Wanna pull of the ol’ African Shoelace?”

by Massiveimnotlying May 25, 2022