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Twizz my shizz

to look me up, or to hook up on twitter
Yo nig, u gotta twizz my shizz man!
by sonicboy March 20, 2010
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holy shizz monkeyz

an exclamatory phrase expressing surprise. can be pleasant or unpleasant.
kid1: dude, look at how many pages my essay is.
kid2: holy shizz monkeyz! that's twice as long as mine!
kid3: that's what she said
by porcelainplasma May 17, 2010
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fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"
...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.
by D.J. III February 1, 2008
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Shizz

A mix of both Shit and Jizz.
1: Dear God what's all over the floor?

2: Ah yeah, that'd be Shizz. It was a uh, interesting night.
by BroBuster May 16, 2021
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Shizz (Shit Rizz)

When a man is both corny and confident enough to be funny and also flattering at the same time.
by DudeWhyBRUH April 15, 2024
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Shizz

The combination of shit and jizz. A thick chocolate milk like substance projected from the anus following anal sex. This can also lead to the conception of a mud baby if entered into the vagina.
Damnit... she got shizz all over my sheets again!
by Artkyver13 February 20, 2019
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Kool shizz

1.Slang for "awesome shit, or a significance that should be most memorable by phrasing it right, or boss shit that happened"

2.This word be that shizz you dont use often ight thats how it stay kool shizz Nuff said
Dawg got five bricks "Kool Shizz"
Popped a nigga like Crisco thats Kool Shizz
by GGAWD GNOHC June 7, 2013
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