Shit me in the ass

1. An expression usually yelled at something bad or unexpected.

1. You really think the new Doom game is better than the original? Shit me in the ass!

by Kelodur February 12, 2020

That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.

" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"

by jude_it February 21, 2023

scared the shit outta me

When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.

Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.

Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!

by I..like..donkey..dick.👍 July 11, 2023

took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

Shit not me

When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"

"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"

by lil jimmy vert September 12, 2018

shit me bol

An alternative to "fuck me" although you're adding "bol" at the end, which is boy. Also can be used in replace of "are you kidding me," "really", or "seriously"

Person 1: Man my house caught on fire
Person 2: shit me bol

by agaishrkdnxksjsbj April 1, 2017