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Serfing

The practice of defending a landlord and their capital despite owning no land nor capital themselves.
“Steve, doesn’t half of your paycheck go to living in that walk-in closet? And they still haven’t fixed your water heater? Hasn’t it been a week?”

Yeah but they bought the property fair and square

“They have as much money as you do— they simply got a loan from the bank for less than you pay, and you’re paying it off for them, and they get to
keep the apartment you are living in after. Quit serfing, dude”
by Fahrenheit e621 February 4, 2022
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social selling

The use of you online social brand to fill your sales pipeline.
When social selling, Mary prefers to use her LinkedIn account over Facebook.
by Nob Hill Solutions April 24, 2017
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Selling God

The act of having anal sex with an abstinent person while a priest pays to watch.
I was Selling God when the priest just walked out of the room crying
by Repo369 July 28, 2011
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Selfigenic

Similar to photogenic, but for selfie's in particular. You don't have to be photogenic to be selfigenic.
Girl 1: I'm so jealous of you, your so selfigenic!
Girl 2: Thanks, I wish I was more photogenic!
by EmDizzleInDaHouse June 21, 2012
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Top Shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.
My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.
by BigOBJ7 December 15, 2008
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selling muffins

A way of describing a girl's cleavage, referring to the way a muffin top looks. Especially girls in low cut shirts that know they are showing off a little.
Did you see that girl?

Yeah, shes selling muffins!
by sublimex1 November 16, 2007
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selling tickets

a person, more than likely female, that is constantly trying to have sex with random people at all times. preferably in bunches, such as an orgy.

synonym of ''running a train''.
as an on-looker; ''damn that hoe lookin' fine..high heals, mini skirts, lookin sexy..i bet she' sellin' tickets"

as the female; "boy you know i need the dick by the plenty, im selling tickets"
by chip chocolate November 12, 2010
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