Second-Hand Mayonnaise

Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.

"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."

by Lacan May 19, 2009

Second Hand Stoned

To become stoned by affiliation or by the presence of your stoned friends even though you never blazed.

Friends acting stoned
"Girl, you're acting so second hand stoned right now."

by SuperStarStoner April 19, 2013

Second Hand Curry

The odor emitted from a persons clothes or possessions that contain artifacts of curry; most notably a spice used in cooking Middle Eastern or South Asian dishes.

Person #1: Dude do you smell that? What is it? It smells like rancid ass or a fart from a skunk?

Person #2: Oh that's second hand curry that your smelling coming from Mohamad's man purse. He was cooking up some curry dishes last night for his date! I think he got lucky you! My computer is running primo good and he looks so happy today!

by DBoy July 22, 2014

second-hand smoked

An innocent bystander who has been killed in a gunfight can be referred to as "Second-hand smoked."

John: Did you hear the gunshots last night?
Jack: Yeah I did. Joe told me the intended victim got away, but some old lady got second-hand smoked.

by phonaputer November 5, 2015

second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid

Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid

by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017

Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner

Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"

by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018

Second-hand Gamer

When someone says they are a gamer, but they do not actually experience playing the game themselves. They only watch other people's walkthroughs/play throughs/let's plays/etc. to gain knowledge of the game.

Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Matt is a gamer?!
Person 2: Nah, bro. He's never actually played the game. He only watches people play. Like a Second-hand Gamer or something.

by AssSassClass December 12, 2017