When a hot sweaty scrotum retracts against your skin. Its sticky and feels like its "kissing" your skin.
I was snuggling with my boyfriend when his junk peeled off my leg, it felt so good. I was just scrotal kissed!!
by alliekat125 October 17, 2010
She drove on down the old scrotal highway, but really ran out of steam when it came to the ballsack turnpike
by The Captain December 21, 2003
A horrible genetic birth defect, in which a baby boy is born, in place of his testicles, two feti(two fetus') are embeded in his scrotal sack. A very horrible defect indeed.
by someweido April 19, 2009
When a man shoves his nuts far down his partner's throat, causing he or she to gag and regurgitate, and the regurgitated stomach acid burns the gentleman's nut sack.
My girlfriend wouldn't stop going on and on about her day so to shut her the fuck up, I shoved my balls down her throat, and accomplished my mission of silencing her, but I ended up with a scrotal singe after she regurgitated from gagging on my hairy coin purse.
by cantbetheking November 02, 2013
A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 11, 2011
A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.
Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.
by YAWA August 23, 2017
He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka dot scrotal doo rag
That he wore for the first time today
That he wore for the first time today
by Cryptic May 10, 2005