The sixth, seventh or first night of the week, depending on your religion.
Saturday night is the most important invention in human history. Saturday night is the reason most conflicts have been resolved and is responsible for some of mankinds most excellent discoveries.
Acceptable ways to spend Saturday night include going out to the cinema, drinking beer, watching the footy highlights with your mates, clubbing, eating kebab, beating the wife and/or kids, and spending a dirty night out. Unacceptable ways to spend a Saturday night include going to bed early and being ill.
Without Saturday night it is conceivable that the couple of protein strands that joined in the primodial goo to form Earths first ever life form would never have done so, and all life as we know it would not exist.
Several other good facts about Saturday night include that it's impossible to fail to pull a slapper, it's the only night apart from Wednesday that it's legal to dine in an Indian restaurant, it's my favourite night of the week and it follows Friday night.
Saturday night is the most important invention in human history. Saturday night is the reason most conflicts have been resolved and is responsible for some of mankinds most excellent discoveries.
Acceptable ways to spend Saturday night include going out to the cinema, drinking beer, watching the footy highlights with your mates, clubbing, eating kebab, beating the wife and/or kids, and spending a dirty night out. Unacceptable ways to spend a Saturday night include going to bed early and being ill.
Without Saturday night it is conceivable that the couple of protein strands that joined in the primodial goo to form Earths first ever life form would never have done so, and all life as we know it would not exist.
Several other good facts about Saturday night include that it's impossible to fail to pull a slapper, it's the only night apart from Wednesday that it's legal to dine in an Indian restaurant, it's my favourite night of the week and it follows Friday night.
"It's Saturday Night! Let's get ready to rumble!"
Jim: "What shall we do?"
Pete: "Well it is Saturday night. Lets drink beer, get a kebab and go home to beat the wife and kids."
"I'm so happy it's saturday night, it's my favourite night of the week."
George: "Hey Saddam, it's Saturday night. What do you say we forget all this silly sentenced to death nonsense and go to the cinema?"
Saddam: "Infidel."
Jim: "What shall we do?"
Pete: "Well it is Saturday night. Lets drink beer, get a kebab and go home to beat the wife and kids."
"I'm so happy it's saturday night, it's my favourite night of the week."
George: "Hey Saddam, it's Saturday night. What do you say we forget all this silly sentenced to death nonsense and go to the cinema?"
Saddam: "Infidel."
by Jamie Douglas November 20, 2006
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The “Saturday night special” is in part a linguistic descendant of the racist phrase "Niggertown Saturday Night." The obvious implication of the phrase "Saturday night special" is that it is a gun used by "niggers" to shoot each other with during their wild Saturday nights. No one denies that the people disarmed by a "Saturday night special" ban would be predominantly poor and non-white.
The “Saturday night special” is in part a linguistic descendant of the racist phrase "Niggertown Saturday Night." The obvious implication of the phrase "Saturday night special" is that it is a gun used by "niggers" to shoot each other with during their wild Saturday nights. No one denies that the people disarmed by a "Saturday night special" ban would be predominantly poor and non-white.
by el Dietcrack January 26, 2007
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-Dude did u c "jizz in my pants" last nite?
-Ya i did it was hilarious, Saturday Night Live is actually funny again.
-Ya i did it was hilarious, Saturday Night Live is actually funny again.
by NBCfan February 15, 2009
Get the saturday night live mug.An all-day event, similar to Sunday Funday, but starting on Saturday Morning, involving heavy drinking and some "fun" day-time activities. Hence, Saturday Funday. Drinking begins in the morning, typically around 9:00 am and continues throughout the day, usually ending when you pass-out around 8:00 pm. Often involves a Mimosa or Bloody Mary in the morning, beers during the noon, and RedBull Vodkas in the PM.
Saturday Funday was coined by the boys from Rockham Palace in Hermosa Beach, CA to define a day of friends drinking, playing Beirut, FlipCup and Beach Volleyball. The term has extended all the way to Shanghai, China where it is has been witnessed at; F1, the Purple Mountain Pool Party, during Monkey Balls and at the Sakura Bowling Alley.
Saturday Funday was coined by the boys from Rockham Palace in Hermosa Beach, CA to define a day of friends drinking, playing Beirut, FlipCup and Beach Volleyball. The term has extended all the way to Shanghai, China where it is has been witnessed at; F1, the Purple Mountain Pool Party, during Monkey Balls and at the Sakura Bowling Alley.
by Side_ March 27, 2007
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by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006
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Guy #2: No man, he's a Saturday sinner. It's all good.
Guy #2: No man, he's a Saturday sinner. It's all good.
by Winstin Churchill March 1, 2009
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