Samoan Mudslide

You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.

"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "

"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "

by Magik Marker August 22, 2016

Samoan Sundae

When a team of Samoans breaks into your dealership, steals you and your customers property and takes a shit in your bathroom before they roll out.

Connick's weak ass loves a Samoan sundae.

by Step off weak ass October 11, 2017

Samoan Buttlock

An ancient technique for manipulating buns of bronze steel into an impenetrable barrier.

Why would they go after Hawaiian Brian? They'll never get any penetration with that Samoan Buttlock technique he uses.

by Nero the Literate May 24, 2018

Samoan pancake batter

A term for ejaculent

She splatched her samoan pancske batter ALL OVER THE PLACE after i tongue blasted her fartbox samoan pancake batter

by Fudgedragon2005 May 25, 2018

Samoan Snowball

When a man blows a load of semen onto a Samoa girl scout cookie, and the partner eats it and they trade back and forth like a traditional snowball

"me and the wife bought some girl scout cookies and decided to have sex, guess who just experienced a Samoan Snowball for the first time?"

by raine_$torm March 14, 2019

Samoan nightmare

A sexual act where two males helicopter there penises whilst a third male masturbates in the corner. This usually takes place in a dimly lit room and the males participating commonly where tribal makeup.

Do you wanna come over to mine tonight and preform the samoan nightmare?

by Edwoodyjon May 17, 2022

Samoan massage

Deep tissue by a big ass samoan, or by your sister who don’t give two shits how much you cryin.

ma sista gave me one hell of a “Samoan massage” almost thought it was uncle sa’o.

by Taumaoe April 21, 2023