When someone intervenes in a situation and makes things worse. For example, you are in a store and it's suddenly taken over by robbers. Instead of surrendering or stopping the robbers, you offer to help them rob the store. That would be a bad samaritan, a very bad samaritan.
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This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
by Pierre de la Ramee February 17, 2010
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This can include: The floor, old baggies, scraping through ash and other spots where weed crumbs may fall. It gets the name "Safari bong" because packing a "Safari bong" is an expedition and most importantly an adventure. An adventure that may cause distress, damage, but most importantly.. gets you really high.
A Safari bong is not something that is NOT done for fun, but only when one is really desperate for a bong. We respect others that make Safari bongs and do not judge or discriminate the level of disparity one must have to create such a concoction. Always contribute to someones safari bong if you can.
This can include: The floor, old baggies, scraping through ash and other spots where weed crumbs may fall. It gets the name "Safari bong" because packing a "Safari bong" is an expedition and most importantly an adventure. An adventure that may cause distress, damage, but most importantly.. gets you really high.
A Safari bong is not something that is NOT done for fun, but only when one is really desperate for a bong. We respect others that make Safari bongs and do not judge or discriminate the level of disparity one must have to create such a concoction. Always contribute to someones safari bong if you can.
Bro: Dude what are you doing on your hands and knees?
Legend: Just getting together a Safari Bong, bro. All out of weed.
Bro: I've got some old crumbs in my drawer if you want to try and get those?
Legend: Thanks man, I'll check that after I get all this fluff out of the weed
Legend: Just getting together a Safari Bong, bro. All out of weed.
Bro: I've got some old crumbs in my drawer if you want to try and get those?
Legend: Thanks man, I'll check that after I get all this fluff out of the weed
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2. (n.) A Safari Trip for sightseeing wild, sleepy animals.
2. (n.) A Safari Trip for sightseeing wild, sleepy animals.
1. I was going to hang out with Lou until I found him napping, so I just said "Fuck it!" and decided to join him on a sleepy safari.
2. "Continuing on our Sleepy Safari, Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice to my left the Sleepy Giraffes. They love naps!"
2. "Continuing on our Sleepy Safari, Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice to my left the Sleepy Giraffes. They love naps!"
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"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"
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