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salma stinks like smelly cheese
salma stinks
by gfuysgfkursag January 3, 2023
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Salma

Oooooooh man... I mean... I'm only allowed to name celebrities here....
Iam "Uuuuuuuuh.... Yeah..."

Hym "PFFT!"

Iam "Don't-"

Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."

Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"

Iam "Salma I-"

Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"

Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."

Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"

Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."

Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"

Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖

Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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Salma

The most beautiful girl. Very kind. Very caring. Can be a bitch but overall a fantastic girlfriend. And definitely wife material. She will always love you. She's there when you're sad. And always amazing to be around. Overall 10/10. She's hot smart kind and cute.
Wow that girl has to be a salma. She's 10/10
by Stevie Jacob zumza November 25, 2021
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Salma EA

She is a badass girl with a good heart, always mad at someone. She is short af
she likes reading books, she is a psycopath with a brain that works only when she wants. She has a really really really big ass with normal watermelons she likes being a asshole. SALMA IS SOMEONE YOU NEED IN YOUR LIFE!

She is good at shacking her ass and in the bed.
Samia: Wow! Salma EA is so sexy
Anthony: oh! damn it!
by R47707 90868 November 26, 2021
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Salma

Salma is a rude girl who is very bossy she thinks shes the nicest person ever but is rude and doesn't understand why someone won't be her friend
Girl 1:i don't want to be friends with you are rude
Salma:i did nothing to you i am not rude you are
by Sum1's no1 November 26, 2021
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Salma and ayo

They are the far the beat couple you will ever see them argue but easily settle their differences
Those couple are just like salma and ayo
by Nova foreign January 8, 2022
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salma basharu

salma basharu, a passionate singer and actress. Salma is a very charitable, confident and gorgeous girl. She has a heart of gold and a mind of treasures.
i aspire to be like salma basharu in future!
by LovelyFox March 22, 2022
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