Runescape

A MMORPG created by the British company Jagex in 1999. The game depicts a medieval fantasy world of men and mystical beasts. Although the graphics were simplistic it had a seductive charm. Slowly all you began to think about is Runescape. Playing Runescape, touching Runescape, feeling Runescape, being Runescape. Unfortunately the game now is nothing and lossed it's appeal and replay value......Before one could play Runescape and gain riches through the huge open world economy, staking in the arena through different modes of combat, and the most exhilarating game activity PKing (player killing). A pker would specalize in hand weapons, archery, or magic. There were also players of low level with high combative skills known as Pures. Unfortunately Jagex held a meeting in the year of 2007, the topic of discussion "How can we take the game loved by million and FUCK IT UP COMPLETELY"."I GOT IT" Said CoCEO GreedMcFuckson.."LET'S LIMIT TRADE TO MINUSCULE AMOUNTS THAT ARE NOT SIGNIFICANT TO PURCHASING ANY HIGHER TIER ITEMS IN THE GAME, ALSO MAKE IT SO FRIENDS CAN'T GIVE FRIEND ITEMS PRO BONO THROUGH TRADE TOO, MAKE IT SO PLAYERS CANT EVEN DROP ITEMS FOR OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE JUST BECAUSE, TAKE OUT ALL FORMS OF PLAYER KILLING BECAUSE KILLING IS WRONG, THOUGH A WHOLE SOCIETY, CULTURE WAS FOUNDED ON THIS FUNDAMENTAL ASPECT OF THE GAME, TAKE OUT THE ARENA AND REPLACE IT WITH A GIANT TURD SO IT REEKS OF SHIT EVERYTIME A FORMER DUELIST IS NEAR THE AL KHARID DESERT!"

Jesse: "Hey man you ever heard of Runescape?"
Kevin: "Yeah I used to play it, but then Jagex fucking ruined it."
Jesse: "So it's not worth playing now you'd say?"
Kevin: "I would rather perform seppuku upon myself, remove my eviscerated entrails and wrap them around my windpipe so that I may suffocate and die with dignity then play that piece of shit game that those greedy money suckers ruined."
Jesse: "Oh so no then..."

by KingJester February 1, 2015

Runescape

A game people love to bash, despite being fairly good overall. Yes, it's addictive to new players, and there's a lot of grind involved, but coming from the high level community I can say that it's very enjoyable, once you get to the point I'm at at least. If you play like it's your day-job then of course you're going to get addicted and eventually bored of it, and grow to despise it. But once you really get to know the game, it's community, and it's massive YouTube community, the grinding aspect becomes irrelevant and easy, and the game becomes very rewarding (Assuming you actually pay to play, otherwise the game's a massive waste of time with no real goals or purposes.)

Noob: "Runescape sucks, I caught 23000 trout and then I got scammed and died."

Good Player: "I'm gonna go trio Nex (a difficult boss), then go PKing on the pure I made in 4 hours that has a higher total level than you."

by UrJellyCuzUrBadAtRunescape January 8, 2012

Runescape

Stupid game where 850.000 people =(guys of 12 years old, nerds, fags, guys with no life.) play this game because they have no idea how many things they miss in real life. I hear nerds and fags talking to me about how their daily runescape life was. E.G. "YES, Almost 2 levels further and I can fish sharks." Then the non-players (Including me) react like "Yaaay" in the meaning of "Do we care?" I have a friend who is never changing of subject to talk when we are heading to watch a movie, or renting a game or when I'm sporting and he's phoning me about what I'm doing, I'm inviting him to sport with me and asks him to wear training clothes but when he comes I don't see his training clothes just as nerdy as it always is and he comes with bullshit talks of runescape.

Aland: Hey what's up you coming to watch e.g. "Fuck runescape?"

Christophe: Yeah sure.

When they're heading to the movie.

Christophe: Hey guess what I was training and training I continued some people advised me to stop.

Aland (Thinks): Wow, he did some training exercises.

Christophe: But I didnt stop but when I had low health I quickly ran back to varrock and....
*Breaking conversation*
Aland (Thinks): Haaaah, he was talking about getting muscles in anti-real life AKA runescape.

Christophe: But still I'm wondering why are these giant moss spiders always dropping me mithril axes, that sounds cool.

Aland: You know what I want that they must drop?

Christophe: What?

Aland: A message wrote in big saying: STOP TALKING SHIT BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT YOU SAY AND STOP PLAYING RUNESCAPE AND PLAY REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

by Thewisedragon May 12, 2008

Runescape

The biggest fail in all the land. The people that took the time (however little) to make this are complete idiots. This game, by no means, deserves the title of mmorpg; it's a want-to-be game. Jagex found a way to make the most boring fail of a game possible. Physics are non-existant, graphics are about the equivalent of Super Nintendo (at best) and the most action-packed attack has no explosions, just a woom, boom and a little poof of light. Im sorry, but if you think Jagex is actually a good developer, you are almost as noob as they are. The average age of every player is like 7, and they all think they're cool because they can right click on objects over and over and over again for HOURS. If you have so much time, don't waste it with Runefail, play WOW! World of Warcraft is a good game and once you play it you'll never want to hear the name Runescape again. And yes, i have a high lvl main and a high lvl pureist on Runescape, which is currently taking up 6 hours of my life every day.

I hate the fact that my favorite game is Runescape.

I don't even like it anymore, but I just can't stop!... Someone help me!

by Tyrone James Johnson Jr. November 9, 2006

Runescape

A MMORPG that has a free population, referred to as "F2P" and a members, called "P2P". Members get a vastly more comprehensive game but have to pay from £2.50 to £3.50 a month depending on method of payment.

RuneScape has developed greatly over the previous years and now has over 5million members, with an average age of 16.

It is notoriously addictive, and the majority of the players are generally embarassed to admit playing it infront of their friends, particularly non-players. Often consumes people entire lives for a period of time and players will find themselves wasting an entire evening or day sat at the computer, leaving only to eat and defecate.

It involves training an avatar's stats, and increasing its wealth.

There are multiple elements of the game:
Skilling involves primarily training non-combat stats, often incredibly rich players that may only be level 3. Usually these skillers have a 'main' which is another account that will have a high combat level or a good experience and knowledge of the game.

PKing is a large factor of Runescape and many players make accounts solely for this purpose, often called 'pures' which will train a specific combat skill to make them more powerful.

C/C appreciated.

"RuneScape's so addictive I've become allergic to the sun!"

"Wanna go PKing and OWN some noobs/nubs/newbs"

"Im a skiller I have level 99 cooking but im level 3 cb (combat)"

by jonjonjonjon December 10, 2007

Runescape

It wouldn’t be horrible to say lion share of the reviews on this game are extremely biased and opinionated, forsaking the fact and logic. “This game is very addictive!”, “Graphics don’t matter”.. These are all (wrong) opinions.

Like all MMORPG’s, RuneScape shares the most common characteristic of all of them; Numerical based stats, and the boring, time-consuming, and above all repetive acts of acheiving them. All MMORPG’s are basically an insult to a person’s intelligence; it’s always the same dull thing. No surprises, just buffing up your avatar/character.

Gameplay:
Point, click. The only instances where one would use the keyboard would be chatting — Trust me, there isn’t much worth talking to.

What’s wrong, not in depth enough? The generality holds true for the entire game. God forbid someone tried to simplify the repetive actions in the game with a macro! This forsakes the TRUE users, who perform the mind-numbingly simple actions for hours on end, by hand! Those PERVERTS.

PvP:
Point, click.

Community:
A pedophiles paradise; Not one runescape user has even a follicle of public hair.

On the message boards, one of the rules is not to mention competitive games (Blatant fucking bureaucracy).

Updates:
“With other updates featuring clockwork toys, fairground grabbing claws and rocking chairs, we know you won’t be disappointed!”

Rocking chairs? Holy shit.. I mean, fuck World of Warcraft’, we got chairs that ROCK… That isn’t worth 5 dollars a month, in my book, especially in the year 2006.

"RuneScape is so addictive!"

"I'm an idiot because I use the word I in my runescape definition!"

"It consumed my life, It's runescape"

by Tony Eberly May 23, 2006

Runescape

A game developed by the British company JaGeX (Java Gaming eXperts) the game became massively popular among young people (under 13 year olds even though the games rules state you must be 13+) the game lost a significant amount of popularity after the loss of "PKing" (player killing) even though it was a small part of the game and you could still kill other players the mind of an eleven year old is i want it my way and if i don't get it ill have a hissy fit.

Z0MG Y D00S JOGUX T4K3 UT PK1NG
1 H4T3 U JOOGX!!111
1 W4NT 0LD RO0NESC4P3!!!11

Runescape - the massive online adventure game by Jgex Ltd.

by Zarfay April 19, 2008