reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021

locker room shopping

The act of searching around a locker room for gym clothes when you forget yours.

Oh Crap! Todays gym day? I need to do some locker room shopping.

by LSI December 26, 2007

room sitter

A college student who constantly stays in their room, not socializing with anyone else besides their textbooks.

Steve is the worst room sitter; he doesn't have any friends!

by Fred Bigglesworth December 16, 2008

Church Room Squeaker

When one lets out a high pitch fart in the most silence of silent rooms surrounded by a large group of people.

Wife: So today at this giant meeting at work, the most outrageous thing happened.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: One of the employees accidentally passed gas during the meeting.
Husband: Sounds like that employee pulled a Church Room Squeaker

by thetattooedphotographer March 11, 2014

Weight Room Sherpa

A person who feels the need to guide all of the other patrons of the gym in the proper technique or regimen stuck in their insipid heads because they read it somewhere. A boorish retard that plagues every work out space.

Steve looked up from his set, a tool was standing next to him trying to engage conversation, but he ignored him and continued to work, the tool didn't take the hint and continued to stand there, waiting for an opportunity to vomit forth his "knowledge". "I wish this weight room sherpa would take the hint" Steve thought to himself.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Change-room Shit

The typical gauge of physical 'intimate' relations involves 4 bases. Change-Room Shit refers to all that nasty ass stuff that isn't properly represented by those bases. Such acts are usually given exotic names such as "The Portuguese Windmill" or "The Transylvanian See-Saw."

P1: Hey man, I walked into Pete's room by mistake while I was looking for Sanchez. He was hanging naked from the fan above 2 Scottish midgets and a sheep.

P2: Man, that's some change-room shit right there.

by MaryV12 March 12, 2012

locker room sausage

A term used when in a mans locker room someone exposes their penis for everyone to see.

"Stop flashing your locker room sausage Josh, use a towel."

by DireDoge June 7, 2014