Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

by Zupalan January 9, 2019

rooster lollipop

Another term for "cocksucker" (rooster = cock, lollipop = sucker).

Man, I'd like to find the rooster lollipop that stole my bike!

by theekopper April 12, 2010

Roster-bate

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.

I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.

by Fantasy Footaball Guru November 25, 2010

Ronster

Ronster is formed by contracting the first name Ron with the word monster.

It is a nickname (or adjective) for a person (or thing) of a person named Ron.

In usage, Ronster, like monster, may be used in either its sense as a noun or adjective.

Nickname: Ronster for a person (or thing) of a person named Ron.

Adjective: Ronster may be used as a descriptive term of endearment, mild annoyance, satisfaction, disappointment, or indifference for a person (or thing) of a person named Ron.

by Randy Johnsonrod January 29, 2007

Rooster clawed

When someone scratches someone else with their toenail.

“Ahhh! You fucking rooster clawed me again! Trim your disgusting toe nails you lazy asshole.”

by StyreneOxide August 18, 2018

Roosterteeth

True veterans of the machinima field, Roosterteeth are the creative geniuses who created the fularious web-series Red VS Blue (based off the Halo series), as well as Strangerhood (based off the Sims). Unlike many fan-based creations, Roosterteeth haven't shown any signs of slowing down over the years; to this day, they continue to roll out hilarious comedy that gives them their well-deserved reputation for being comedy geniuses. They're also credited for producing the brief P.A.N.I.C.S series ("People Acting Normal in Crazyass Situations"), for the F.E.A.R game; and while PANICS was only brief, it did deliver a good laugh. However, Roosterteeth have forever remained most famous for their work in Red VS Blue, which continues to be widely regarded as one of the funniest things on the Internet.

Church (Red VS Blue): "Tucker, there's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life."

Check out their work at http://www.roosterteeth.com.

by Alhadis July 26, 2008

rooster head

a moron who listens to punk rock and has a stupid red mohawk with the sides of his head shaved.

I'm bored, you wanna go beat up some rooster heads with me later on?

by A WHITE GUY October 20, 2013