Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin January 06, 2018
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Happy ritual

A ritual engaged deeply in joy, love, and happiness. Usually done by a Chaos Magician
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The Door Ritual

"The Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a customer to talk in the store and them choosing somebody to work with.
Marcus can be seen at his job using "The Door Ritual" to gain more sales than ever before!
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The Door Ritual

"The Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a custumer to talk in the store and them choosing somebody to work with.
Marcus can be seen at his job using "The Door Ritual" to gain more sales than ever before!
by MarxusTheeGOAT April 01, 2023
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Herb Ritual

Where the person eats an Herb, and is now an Herb Brother/Herb Sister.
Herb Brother: I partook in the Herb Ritual.
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ritual viewing

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
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Money Rituals

Money Rituals AKA Ritual Money, is an up and coming mixer for the underground eviltrap rap community, he is associated with collectives such as, #souleaters, Evil6Souljaz, DookieSquad, BloodKult, and KutKult. He has said he will soon be making his own vocals, as well as try producing.

Artists he has collaborated with include (but are not limited to): BLX1R(X9AMYROSE), Extvhcy, Mqysin (Dj Emkay), ihatewnji (intris), Denying Denial, Bvmpmvnn, 144hxxrz, VxxmpKrxxft (now known as "VxxgrantSouls"), and underground legend turned hall of fame tweaker, islurwhenitalk.
"money rituals is the best person to ask for a mix"
"money rituals performs money rituals"
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