The one nigga that always comes in last. Usually hits on girls way out of his league. Always farts and blames it on his friends. Tittie lover
by OmahaLover44 May 27, 2019
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by Pizza ova October 25, 2015
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by Molebert October 19, 2008
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by thiccYbliCky July 30, 2019
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