Reuben Kursch

The ultimate lakers fan. Someone who bleeds purple and gold. Calls Bill Russells era “the era of plumbers and factory workers”.
Claims the Celtics haven’t been relevant since the 1960’s

Look at that collection of Lakers memorabilia, he must be a real Reuben Kursch

by LakersFan17 April 5, 2022

Reuben

An erect inverted Mike Fiday handstands while another male straddles his taint, while inserting and thrusting their erected members into each designated sphincter; this continues until the act of thrusting results in complete and utter satisfaction... oscillating meat.

"Hey, where is Fiday? I need my daily Reuben!"; "My taint is bleeding from this raw passionate reuben!"

by Taylor McAnderson February 9, 2008

Reuben

The best looking boy you know and is an excellent person to have around and is great in bed

If wish you were more like Reuben

by Ezikeal February 3, 2017

Reuben

Reuben is one of the most loving people i know, smart funny and caring, can be a hard ass but if you're close he will allways be there for you and love you

reuben you are a dick

by macemacemod101 December 7, 2016

Reuben Studdard

The incorrect spelling of Ruben Studdard.

Oops.. I spelled Ruben Studdard R-u-e-b-e-n Studdard! My bad!

by WrestlesWithHobbits January 16, 2005

reubenesque

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Fat Face.

She has a reubenesque face.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

Reuben Complex

the state in a man's life in which he truely believes every woman wants his nuts

Johnny seems to be in some sort of reuben complex

by Team Mongrol May 7, 2008