Retail Rent

The act of purchasing an expensive product to try or use and then returning it either when you are done with it or while you can still get a full refund for returning it.

Hey dude, I am just going to Retail Rent a new camera because I only need it to entertain me while I am traveling this week. I just have to make sure I return it in the allowed time so I get all my money back!

by Filthy Kilt April 30, 2016

Retail Face

No matter how sad, depressed, angry, or tired you are, the moment you have to face a customer you put on a smile. Other signs of a Retail Face are: a happy tone to your voice, saying that you are "doing good" when asked how you are doing, and laughing at customer's bad jokes so they won't complain about you to the manager.

"You seemed pretty happy getting yelled at by that customer. Must have your Retail Face on, huh?"

by GravityKing September 6, 2019

ReJailbroke

The act of re-jailbreaking an iPhoneOS , iPadOS, tvOS, or watchOS device.

My phone just went dead, so I charged it and rejailbroke it.

by Ethanzz June 19, 2020

retail stalker

An individual (usually male) that goes from store to store or from department from department within the same store in a desperate pathetic attempt to date members of the opposite sex. Often they are frequent customers, but clearly their motives are not patronage and they're completely oblivious to the annoyances they cause. Sometimes they work for the same retailer they do their stalking in.

He was not successful getting the phone number of the cute girl at the Service Deli counter, so he went to Dairy and tried to get the phone number of the cutie working there. If he does not get it he will try the hottie in Electronics -- such is the life of a retail stalker.

by Foxy Funderburke September 21, 2009

Retail Whore

Someone who LOVES working in retail, makes little cash, is happily content, and feels no need to do anything else with their life.

Tiffany said she'd cover Jason's shift and work a double. Dude, she's a freakin Retail Whore.

by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007

retail therapy

Intensive shopping for nothing in particular than can lead to large credit card bills and inevitably immense debt or loss of property.

My girlfriend went for some retail therapy the other day because her best mate called her fat and now we have a £3000 credit card bill and can't pay our mortgage.

by Jamie Churchard January 9, 2006

Retail Whore

Someone who gives it up for material gifts

Nikki is a retail whore, buying her a Michael Kors purse is a guaranteed lay.

by yakkity yak December 16, 2014