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Reuben

Reuben has such a big dick that Lana Rhodes can’t even eat it. He’s the nicest hottest person you’ll ever meet and he’s great at sex. He’s athletic sexy and a great person. Girls go crazy for him.
Reuben is so fucking smeggsy
by cockeater42069 May 7, 2021
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doesnt make any effort apart from burping. doesnt give love and affetcion uses you as a prostitute
ew thats reuben?
by unknownnteehee November 9, 2021
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A sexy beast with a large, trimmed delicious cock. This person has all the ladies and is the sexiest man in town. He regulary fucks a minimum of 3 pussies a night, sometimes going as far as 7. He has a scent, thats so distinct, pussies squirt simultanously as soon as they're hit by it. Overall, a 13/10 for looks, personality, and penis size.
Hey Dave! That bloke there is a Reuben! Look at his gigantic penis!
by EveFuckedEric September 1, 2021
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Reuben is a guy who likes the colour blue a lot and is usually lactose-intolerant. Often have Brownish-Blondish hair and blue eyes.
Wait that guys name is Barry Breadsticks..? He looks like a Reuben tbh.
by Huzzbungo September 8, 2021
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When you accidentally do a SOT run on your own kingdom in Utopia.
My king ordered a SOT run on his own kingdom. Luckily I corrected him otherwise he would have been a Reuben.
by Nezukooo September 24, 2021
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He is the biggest pimp of all the pimps and spins the block on all his opps
“ Oh Noo reuben is about to spin the block and put us on a white tee
by BigPPpj November 22, 2021
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My name means 'behold a son',Honestly everyone thinks differently about me most treat me harshly but only few treat me nicely, I just want to say that I'm a person who tries to live his life happily with his family , close relatives & friends, anyone who comes in my life I treat them with utmost respect and love them as my own, then it's upto the opposite person what he or she thinks of me and how they treat me but I will never stop loving them🙂
Hi Reuben how was your day?
Reuben are you ok?
Are you not feeling well Reuben?
Have a great day Reuben.
Keep smiling Reuben.
by ben_za19 November 23, 2021
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