Rental Car Customer

A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.

"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"

by Angry Man October 25, 2003

a red headed stepchild's rental mule

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

rentals

a parental unit that you are renting for now

Tom: You want to go to the movies??
John: Hold on let me check with the rentals.

by Brett E. Smith September 10, 2006

tire rental

When you are broke as shit and can't afford new tires so you say fuck your pride and beg.

Would anyone mind giving me a tire rental for the mud runs this weekend? My trucks pavement pounders won't cut it.

by Ezmuthafuckin-e August 23, 2017

rentalism

A lifestyle / excuse idealized by losers who can't afford to own anything in life.

Nigga A: "Sup my big boi, I heard you looking to move?"
Nigga B: "Yeah, the faggot landlord's renovating the place, got kicked out."
Nigga A: "I saw a listing for a big house in the hood, looks dope!"
Nigga B: "Hell no, I ain't buying shit, I'm all about rentalism. "

by LaziNigga August 6, 2019

Rental

A Non-Regular skier or snowboarder, who does not own their own equipment and has to rent theirs resulting in inexperience and utter chaos on the slopes for themselves and everyone around them. (comparable to a gerry)

lol, that rental just tried to gap the biggest spine out here and got completely pitted, send him back to the bunny slope to practice pizza/frenchfry .

by Puppymonkeybaby12 May 10, 2018

no room for rental

A common phrase used by Xbox nerds to ask if there’s space in a game lobby.

“Bap bap! Head topped him”
“What no room for rental”
“Yeah invite”

by Swell Head May 3, 2018