Detroit Red Wings

The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.

The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!

by Dodger of Zion May 13, 2008

Detroit Red Wings

NHL Ice hockey team.

Most OVERRATED Team in the NHL with the cockiest fans that think they can't be beat.(they can)

Jack: Remember June 12, 2009 when the Pittsurgh Penguins beat the Detroit Red Wings in their arena in game 7 to win the Stanley Cup?

Natalie: Yeah it was a great day in hockey

by natalie298755 October 4, 2009

White Trash red wings

when you punch a girl in the face and make her nose and mouth bloody and then make her give You oral sex.

You know whats funnier than a normal blow job, White Trash red wings.

by lifeispain567 April 1, 2009

salty red wings

eating out a cunt when a chick is on the rags

I really enjoyed getting me salty red wings when I chewed out my girlfriends snatch while she was on the rags.

by FROSTY g April 22, 2008

Detroit Red Wings

the oldest team in the NHL not by age of franchise but by average age of players

brett hull played for the Detroit Red Wings he was like 57

by theevilpower December 25, 2005

Detroit Red Wings

The worst team in the NHL. The think they're so good with their Presidents Trophy, well they can shove it up their ass. They think they're so gret but they suck ass.

The Detroit Red Wings is so shitty the make the leafs look good.

by Dan69 December 14, 2008

Detroit Red Wings

Cocky, arrogant hockey team full of a bunch of sons of bitches who love themselves.

I fucking hate the Detroit Red Wings.

by HockeyChick June 11, 2005