When you get dicked so hard you fall asleep immediately.
In a state of blissful rigor mortis.
Then you wake up stiff.
In a state of blissful rigor mortis.
Then you wake up stiff.
Damn, he rocked me so hard last night, I got a case of the dickermortis. The ol' dick down. I was full on dick riggered.
by HulkSlogans October 16, 2021

Look at that black guy over there! Wait, is he being racist to that asian kid? Aw man, the world is full of riggers.
by criky July 12, 2022

by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021

by Euphejism August 12, 2020

by ItchyMibas300 March 20, 2024

The act of sticking one or more fingers into someone's anus (clothed or not) while shouting,"Oil Rigger" in a country accent. Best used when the victim is bending over, walking up stairs, or standing in front of you. The reverse reach around Oil Rigger is also always a challenge.
I definitely penetrated the bootyhole when I gave that dude an Oil Rigger on the escalator.
I gave Jimmy the dirtiest rusty hook after I Oil Rigged his fart box.
I gave Jimmy the dirtiest rusty hook after I Oil Rigged his fart box.
by Silky J Johnston August 30, 2013
